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Addie came in my room like a ninja this morning at 6:13 am. Through my not-really-asleep-but-peeking through-on-eye-slit I was her start pretending she was eating me with her hand and made a "ra-ra-ra" sound. When I didn't acknowledge her (I hoped that magically, she would get bored and go back to her room and fall asleep like a docile little lamb. BWAHAHAHAHAHA).

The she said: "Mama...I'm gonna SPANK you!" (she clearly had no idea what spank means, since she started pinching me)...."I'M GROUCHY". Then, noticing my lack of response and for good measure, she threw in: "I'M A WIZARD".

My grouchy wizard who likes to spank people. Wow is she going to be mad when we start giving the pacifier the boot.